1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

2. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!

3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

4. How do you organize a space party? You planet!

5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

6. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!

7. I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y!

8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

9. Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!

10. I used to play soccer, but then I realized it was a kick in the grass!

Hope these jokes bring a smile to your face!